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Cadillac of the SKIES by Matriss Cadillac of the SKIES by Matriss
CAN YOU TELL I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DRAW HORSES?

But srsly, this is what I picture every time someone starts talking about horses (albeit minus the wings and horn).

Rainbow from .psd resource by :iconeupholic: It looks so much better now!

Anywho, in that old D&D campaign I keep harping on about, we got mounts. The others got a phoenix, a roc, a small black dragon, and a magic flying bracelet-thing.

I got a goddamned pegasus/unicorn because the DM didn't know that I despise horses.

But I made the best of it! I named him "Cadillac" after Cadillac from Planet Unicorn. Then this exchange took place:

Ben: You should...you should name him "Cadillac Sunnymuffins!"

Me: Okay fine, "Cadillac Sunnymuffins."

Ben: You should...you should name him "Cadillac Sunnymuffins Honeysuckle Motherfucker Cockface!"

Me: Alright, but I'm not adding any more to it.

He was referencing this.

And the name stuck forever. I called it by its full name every time we had to fly somewhere, it is never to be shortened unless submitting text to a box that won't fit all the letters (like the deviation title box). When we ended up in this one village where the number of syllables in your name reflected your rank in the village, Cadillac Sunnymuffins Honeysuckle Motherfucker Cockface was a god.

I like to think that he got eaten.
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sperythetiger Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Gosh, I really do not know wut the freakin hell is that but it's the most epic shit I've ever seen! Hella love it!
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ConqueredbyTheWorm Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
This. This is gold. Omg. And it caught my eye because in a recent evil D&D campaign we had an infamous incident where a pc who was a really angry undead necromancer actually chased a unicorn into the sky to kill it for its horn. It was some epic madness.
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PlanetDisco Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011
what the fuck!
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f14ace Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011
I hate unicorns. They're just overrated horses with horns on their foreheads. Whoopty-fuckity-doo! This makes me want to go unicorn hunting.
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Matriss Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D Go for it
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f14ace Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011
Ok, I'm setting phasers to KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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Faythemos Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010
Unf! :la:
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Matriss Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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TH3KILL3RBUNNY Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
ahahahahahahahhahahahaha i love it! happy mythical horse isnt just happy hes so happy that rainbows are needed.
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TheBlueSumo Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
i love how you've drawn the legs!!!! :lmao:
hahahaha its amazing!@!!
:D
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Wistfull-Dreams Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
This made me laugh so much :giggle: Well done :)
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Matriss Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you.
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Roxy317 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
This is the best thing I've seen today. :lol:

And such a lovely name!
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Matriss Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU--oh wait, this isn't Complaints.

=D Thanks!
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Roxy317 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
HOW DARE YOU :iconraegplz:

:D
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TheKiltedCrusader Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Beautiful. Just beautiful.

It brought a single tear to my eye.
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Matriss Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not the reaction I was expecting, but I'll take it! :D
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