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Twilight, only better There was once a young girl named Stephanie Mey--I mean, Mary-S--I mean, Isabella "Bella" Swan who was taking a walk through the woods. She was very ugly and clumsy, except not really. She was very depressed because her life was just as hard as every other middle-class white teenager's, and that was just unbearable.Twilight, only better by *Matriss
Suddenly, the hot guy from school, Edward Cullen, showed up out of mother-fucking nowhere. Bella leaped backwards.
"Where did you come from?!" she breathed.
"I'm a vampire, so I can do sneaky things like that," he breathed.
"A VAMPIRE!? But, wait, it's the middle of the day..." she breathed.
"It's cloudy," he breathed bac
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Don't you be intensely French on the phone with me!